It was like Scarlett rolled out of bed that day and decided “I don’t want to be hot anymore.” This is the most horrible “casual” outfit I have ever seen. It’s weird because I have seen this outfit before … on a 45-year-old housewife! But when a housewife wears such a disaster, I just shrug my shoulders and assume they gave up on looking nice years ago.

Let’s take it from the top.

What you can’t see is that Scarlett has a bullring in her nose. Bullrings aren’t okay for successful twenty-somethings; they are best suited for angst ridden teenagers trying to be tough. The sunglasses make her look like a total tourist — gross. The army green tank is ill-fitting and makes this curvy starlet look curvy in all the wrong places. The shorts are the thing that really make me want to vomit; a clashing shade of green “mom shorts” with a leather woven belt. Sheesh, the last time I wore a woven belt was in the 7th grade (I believe it was from the Gap). Don’t even get me started on the shoes … are those slippers?! And to top it all off she puts on a Chanel watch and thinks that pulls it all together. It doesn’t.

Scarlett, why? Is this a joke? You are a beautiful young woman so shake what you mama gave you … just don’t shake it in mama’s clothes.