Oops I did it again
AOL Welcome Screen has picked up another one of my “bitchy” articles on StyleDash, this one about how men hate baby doll dresses. Again I am a “moron”, “jealous”, oh and… “dependent on me.” LOL. I love it. Why? Because they aren’t even close to true. I love writing to get a rise out of people and clearly its WORKING. I woke up to a Blackberry full of emails/ comments on my post. Check it out and enjoy a morning on reading mean comments about your beloved Fashion Kitty aka Lauren Messiah.
Stand out comment of the moment-
You are an asshole. Even if you are a woman, you are still an ashole
Baby doll dresses give women the freedom to say “yes” to bread. It allows women to say “Sure I will have another cupcake.” It also keeps mouths hushed when it comes to the question “How many calories are in that?”
Ladies did we ever think men actually men enjoyed seeing us in baby doll dresses? We hoped but we were wrong. The New York Post has just published a story damning baby doll dresses straight to hell. What is wrong with a baby doll dress? Let me count the ways:
- They make you look pregnant.
- They make you look fat.
- They make you stuff that carb laden piece of bread down your throat which makes you fat!
- Men hate them.
I can hear the cries now, “You shouldn’t dress for a man!” (insert head twist and a snap). But seriously men like women’s bodies and not some poofy sack of fabric. Don’t believe me? Check out these quotes:
“Most girls look fatter in them,” he said. “Guys do not like baby doll dresses.“
“I like ass,” he says. “I like all types of asses and a pair of jeans that really contours to it. I’m not going to hate on baby-dolls, but nothing beats a good ass.”
Still not convinced? Suit yourself. You go ahead and look fat … more men for me. Thanks.
