I am know that I am usually a mild mannered angel 99.9% of the time but sometimes I can be a bit trashy. Alright fine you got me, I am a mild mannered angel probably less than 20% of the time. Mild mannered or not there are some things that I rarely do, like eating pizza and drinking beer.
I have been dieting and exercising like a mad woman to drop 7lbs off my frame, which included going on a raw diet. Now don’t get me wrong I LOVE my raw diet and I intend on staying on it BUT there was no way I was leaving NYC without eating pizza.
So last night I decided if I was gonna do it, I was gonna do it. I grabbed all of the necessary supplies; a slice of pepperoni, a 6 pack of beer, and a peanut butter cookie the size of my head (cookies and peanut butter are 2 of my weaknesses) and headed back to my shitty hotel. Oh but I forgot one thing … a bottle opener. Due to the fact that my hotel sucks bong water and the front desk has nothing, I had to go ghetto.
What did I do? I used my leopard print Betsey Johnson hoop earrings to open the bottles. Yes, I did and that is why I am trashy. No hoop earrings were harmed in this act of trashiness and hopefully my waistline wasn’t damaged either.