I am know that I am usually a mild mannered angel 99.9% of the time but sometimes I can be a bit trashy. Alright fine you got me, I am a mild mannered angel probably less than 20% of the time. Mild mannered or not there are some things that I rarely do, like eating pizza and drinking beer.
I have been dieting and exercising like a mad woman to drop 7lbs off my frame, which included going on a raw diet. Now don’t get me wrong I LOVE my raw diet and I intend on staying on it BUT there was no way I was leaving NYC without eating pizza.
So last night I decided if I was gonna do it, I was gonna do it. I grabbed all of the necessary supplies; a slice of pepperoni, a 6 pack of beer, and a peanut butter cookie the size of my head (cookies and peanut butter are 2 of my weaknesses) and headed back to my shitty hotel. Oh but I forgot one thing … a bottle opener. Due to the fact that my hotel sucks bong water and the front desk has nothing, I had to go ghetto.
What did I do? I used my leopard print Betsey Johnson hoop earrings to open the bottles. Yes, I did and that is why I am trashy. No hoop earrings were harmed in this act of trashiness and hopefully my waistline wasn’t damaged either.
At least you don’t bang the bottle top on the side of the counter like I do