Mr. Blackwell’s Worst Dressed … Discuss

Just wanted to post Mr. Blackwell’s list of the worst dressed of 2007. What do you think? My comments are in purple.



10.) Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940’s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.” Who the hell is this??

9.) Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.” My Lindsay can do no wrong!

8.) Jessica Simpson: “Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion curse!” Yeah agree, she is pretty much a mess.

7.) Avril Lavigne: “Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!” HOT MESS!

6.) Eva Green: “Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!” Who??

5.) Kelly Clarkson: “Her heavenly voice soars above the rest… but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of ‘Pro-Active’ – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!” She should be number one, this girl can’t dress to save her life.

4.) Fergie: Another style-free ‘Fergie’ in fashion’s hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!” She tries but fails, often

3.) Mary Kate Olsen: “YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate’s look is hard to explain… she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!” My Mary-Kate can do no wrong. She is one of those people who can pull off looking crazy.

2.) Amy Winehouse: “Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below… she’s part 50’s car-hop horror.” She is too fucked up to be on this list.

1.) Victoria Beckham: “Forget the fashion spice – wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em.” NOOOOO — Vicky B is freaking fierce. Mr. Blackwell is a crazy old kook!

2 thoughts on “Mr. Blackwell’s Worst Dressed … Discuss”

  1. Mary Kate, Vic and Eva should definately not be on the list.. infact the first two would be on my best dressed list… does Mr. Blackwell want everyone dressed like “the hills”.. barf

  2. I love Posh!! Mr. Blackwell often cites people who then appear on other BEST dressed lists. Isn’t that bizarre?

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