The downside of having a birthday is that you have to turn a year older. Well, I guess that’s the good part too. Whatever. I am focusing on the negative right now.
I am getting old.
Sure 27 doesn’t sound that old — but it is. I have the gray hairs to prove it. I even had a gray eyelash the other day. A fricking eyelash, unbelievable. Here is the thing though … you can dye a gray hair but you can’t “dye” a wrinkle.
Now I am not saying that I have wrinkles, I mean I’m not that old. But I do have some “folds of wisdom” on my forehead. I was going to keep them around to show people how smart I am but then I quickly decided against it.
Saturday morning after I traipsed in from some pre-birthday celebrating, there was a package at my door from Rejuva Wand. Rejuva Wand is a light-based anti-wrinkle treatment that uses this cool wand (that actually looks like a naughty little sex toy). The Rejuva Wand is said to be an alternative to Botox, laser treatments, and microdermabrasion.
I have been charging my wand all day and when that baby is fully charged I am going to give it a whirl. Because I want to give my “folds of wisdom” a big F-YOU! on my birthday.
Oh yes and stay tuned for more posts about the wand. I am going to use it for an entire month and I will be sure to tell you beauties how this baby works.