Photoshop insult of the month is Elle magazine featuring a “thin” Kelly Clarkson on the cover. When the issue of Elle arrived in my mailbox I wasn’t even sure who it was. At first I said to myself “Why is Mandy Moore on the cover again, she was just on two months ago?” then I said “Wtf is that Kelly Clarkson? I am not reading this trash.” Unfortunately I had to open the magazine for the sake of this blog post and it is utterly ridiculous the whole spread is pretty pathetic.
C’mon this isn’t even remotely convincing, not only did we just see big Kel stomping around the American Idol Finale stage barefoot and plump but she has been all over the tabloids (also looking plump) acting like a total diva. So Elle if you are listening better luck next time, either show ’em big or just get ’em small.