Not sure if I have shared this with you, but me and long time friend and fellow blogger My Purple World made up a word to describe awful things (like ugly clothes, stupid stuff on television) The word is GUH! Feel free to use it, its a great word.
So today’s GUH goes to none other than Tyra Banks. Tyra consistently earns a big GUH because she is a ridiculous Oprah wanna be who is gaining pounds by the second. On today’s Tyra show she was discussing how to look good for less money. Admirable topic- who doesn’t want to look good for a small amount of cash ( I know I do)
Here is the part that killed me- the beginning. Tyra brought out some audience members to show off their cheap bastard secrets.
#1 The Wiggy Weave– Some bamma had the nerve to chop up a wig and sew it into her head. STOP just stop, that is a damn mess! GUH!
#2 Flipping Clothes for Cash- This chick makes a girl day out of digging through clothes at the Goodwill and selling them at resale clothes for cash. STOP just stop, the shame in that…the shame. Fashion Kitty wouldnt be caught dead. GUH!
#3 Dumpster Diving! This chick goes into rich peoples trash cans at night and department store trash at night to get goodies! Its called getting arrested for trespassing. STOP just stop! Double GUH!
#4 The Pantyhose Monster take old stank pantyhose and cuts them up to make her own Spanx. Here is the thing about Spanx they are specially made to do that they do- you cant make them on your own. She also takes the lace off of busted up thigh highs and makes necklaces!!!!!! WHAT! STOP! PLEASE… GUH!!!!!!
I was pretty impressed by the Wasteland shopping challenge, those $30 outfits did look pretty good, but the good stops there. Tyra is a mess and gets a giant GUH from Fashion Kitty!!