This Little Piggy Went to Prada

I am a die hard fashionista, don’t get me wrong. The things I will do for fashion, well…lets not talk about that. While browsing ShopIntuition.com I was looking at their gift guide for Must Have Books. I love books- especially those relating to fashion, but this my friends has gone too far.

‘This Little Piggy Went to Prada’ are you kidding me? Check out the description from ShopIntuition.com

This fun book presents classic nursery rhymes with a thoroughly modern and charmingly ironic spin that will make the most sleepless fashionista mom smile. It’s the new “Must Have” book that all fashionable mothers and fashion lovers will know by heart. Just to give you a taste of what great nursery rhymes lie inside:

This old man, he played one,
Off to St. Tropez for some sun,
In her Gucci, Pucci,
Mummy needs to tone;
Time to get the trainer home.

This old man, he played two,
Wait-list Sergio Rossi shoes,
In her Gucci, Pucci,
Mummy’s in the know;
Pre-paid at his autumn show!

Seriously, I can’t get on board for this one. What do you all think? Is this my loathing for children coming out? Or is this just ridiculous?